Trump farts, world swoons

Monday evening, after a day of eating junk food and washing it down with Diet Coke, Trump was lounging about down in Mar-a-Lago when he came up with a thought. Tariffs! I’ll scare the panties off that Sheinbaum commie… tell her I’m gonna nail Mexico till they stop with the refugee convoys bringing in all the fentanyl. Come to think of it, I should tariff Canada too. Not that they have much to do with fentanyl or migrants - I just can’t stand that slippery little turd Trudeau. Trump tilts back his gold-plated La-Z-Boy and fires off a text on his Truth Social. Trudeau was apparently on the phone within minutes. Who would have thought he follows Truth Social? Claudia Sheinbaum fired off a snippy letter threatening repercussions. Trump’s tariff threats have been the top story in Canada all day. In Mexico too. Global news sites that rarely mention Canada talked about us today. I say, calm down folks! The man is still two months from office… that’s plenty of time for him to have multiple brain farts that will make you forget all about this one. Let’s wait and see what happens.