Tuesday, November 26, 2024
Trump farts, world swoons
Tuesday, October 15, 2024
Uncle Sam's got Fluffy by the balls
Monday, July 29, 2024
F*ck Trudeau
Tuesday, January 23, 2024
Court rules Trudeau's use of Emergency Act on Freedom Convoy violated Charter of Rights
Monday, November 20, 2023
Canada's reputation has gone for a shit since PM Justin "Fluffy" Trudeau took power
Saturday, April 22, 2023
Why Canada's "inadequate" defence spending won't get it kicked out of NATO
Friday, July 15, 2022
We'll "stand with Ukraine" till we don't
Tuesday, March 1, 2022
Multiple hit squads gunning for Zelensky
Monday, February 21, 2022
Justin saves democracy!
Tuesday, February 15, 2022
Justin lays an egg
Thursday, February 10, 2022
Remember when a terrorist was a fanatic who detonated a suicide vest in a pizzeria?
Wednesday, January 26, 2022
Will 5000 Freightliners parked in downtown Ottawa get PM Fluffy's attention?
I was talking to a (very) recently retired trucker who plans to join the protest parade to Ottawa. He's taking his grandchildren.
That protest hasn’t got much attention in the national propaganda organ yet, and what we’ve seen has been desultory and dismissive.
But it seems to be a happening thing.
The guy had been crossing the border several times a week throughout the pandemic. At this stage of the game, claiming he shouldn’t do that anymore unless he gets the “safe and effective” vaccine seems silly. Are we still flattening the curve, two years on?
He also says it’s about a lot more than vaccine mandates. People, at least actual people who do real work that can’t be done at home, are tired of being talked down to. They’ve been going backwards economically all their lives. Their kids are priced out of higher education and priced out of the housing market. Their dreams are massively circumscribed compared to past generations of working class people.
The CBC will do everything they can to portray them as anti-science morons, and most probably domestic terrorists to boot. There’s a lot of Asians drive truck, and hopefully they’re well represented among the protesters. After all, the Sikh-led farmer protests in India managed to force Modi to a climb-down, and he’s way tougher than Trudeau.
Alas, Jagmeet, leader of our putative “workers party,” has already denounced the protest.
A few thousand tractor-trailers parked in downtown Ottawa and Toronto for a week should get Justin’s attention.
Friday, May 21, 2021
Canada has ordered 400 million doses of vaccine for a population of 35 million
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
Canada stands with Trump and Pompeo
"Ottawa can free Meng now, Arbour says," reads the top headline. Louise Arbour is one of the most widely respected international jurists Canada has ever produced.
The Globe and Mail could have splashed that headline across any of its 450+ front pages it has published since Kovrig and Spavor were apprehended, because it's not "news" that the government has had the authority to legally and with all due respect for "rule of law" send Meng home since the day we foolishly took her into custody.
Our first and wisest choice would have been to decline the US extradition request in the first place. What is it to Canada if a Chinese company ignores arbitrary and unilateral sanctions America has imposed on Iran?
Instead, we've been presented a steady stream of drivel about how our refusing to toady to the Americans would violate "the rule of law," whereas the sanctions themselves, having utterly no basis in any kind of law, are treated as some sort of self-evident act of moral virtue.
Uncle Sam good, Ayatollahs bad, and that's all any good Canadian needs to know.
By sucking up to the likes of Trump and Pompeo, Canada is further squandering whatever credibility she may once have enjoyed as an independent actor on the world stage.
Sunday, October 13, 2019
Justin Trudeau's bulletproof PR stunt
Could be Putinist trolls sowing doubt about the democratic process...
Could be Putinist trolls riling up your deplorables to commit whatever deplorable things those people have up their sleeves.
Could be Putinist trolls turning French against English, Indians against settlers, vegans against carnivores, gay against straight. When diversity is your strength, you unfortunately give the enemy (Putin and his massed troll armies) many more loose threads with which to pull apart the very fabric of our democracy!
So after being repeatedly warned by many experts across all media, no one can feign surprise that it's finally happened; Trudeau now campaigning in bulletproof vest.
That's right! Not only that, but "uniformed tactical officers wearing heavy backpacks surrounded Trudeau as he addressed the crowd."
Oh my! Right here in Canada!

Wait a minute... do those guys with the heavy backpacks look like an RCMP tactical squad? Or do they look like a central casting version of same? What do you suppose could be in those heavy backpacks? Their heavy weapons?
When the bullets start to fly, they're gonna take off their backpacks, fish out and assemble their weapons, and return fire?
Does Justin look worried?
I smell PR stunt!
Thursday, June 13, 2019
Canadian political establishment alarmed by Trudeau incompetence
What was new to me was that our justice minister has the authority to overrule the extradition process. I don't recall reading that in previous stories about our Huawei adventure. What I heard instead was a lot of gibberish about "rule of law" etc. What I see is feckless toadying to the Trump gang.
Bearing in mind that Meng Wanzhou's original sin was violating America's unilateral and illegal Iran sanctions, her arrest was an outrage from the beginning. If the justice minister has had the authority to free her, why hasn't it happened? These are reasonable questions for anyone remotely capable of standing up to US bully tactics.
Instead, we've had six months of slipping and sliding and dodging the issue on the part of our PM and his laughably inept Foreign Minister. They do great work grandstanding in the media, orchestrating photo-ops, and spewing platitudes.
But what's getting done?
Thursday, May 9, 2019
Justin sells out his father's Cuba legacy
Ever to the right, that's where.
Liberal Justin is staking out turf well to the right of Conservative Brian Mulroney, who made his mark in political history by being well to the right of Trudeau the Elder.
But that was just normal. Conservatives are by definition required to be to the right of Liberals.
To see a Lib PM so far right in foreign policy as Justin Trudeau is unprecedented.
This rotten apple fell far from the tree.
Then again, I think the entire spectrum has swung to the right. I read a Scheer speech the other day wherein he promised us tighter coordination with the US military, and by the way, we'll recognise Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.
Huh?
As I said; ever to the right...
Wednesday, February 20, 2019
Too big to fail and too big for #MeToo
What's astonishing is how the apologists for Branson are claiming he's a totally apolitical guy motivated only by his concerns for the long-suffering people of Venezuela...
Would that be this Richard Branson?
Oh lookie! It's Branson and Barry just goofing around!
And here's Ricky with Hillsie...
... and RB with the FIRST black president...

And just so you know, Sir Richard is totally bipartisan!

Sir Richard even makes time for some of the wannabees!
Justin: I love your hair man!
Sir RB: You're looking very fine as well, my good man!
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For a guy who is totally apolitical, Sir Richard sure sucks a lot of political ass!
Monday, December 31, 2018
So this is how it ends...
The Farm Manager and our one kid who couldn't come up with a better plan for New Years Eve are watching a doc about the life of Polish artist and all-round wack job Stanislaw Szukalski.
I'm on the internet, boat shopping.
Almost bought one this year. A '92 Doral with under 500 hours on the Merc big block. I was pumped till I figured out it was gonna run five hundred bucks to fill the gas tank. No matter how good the deal appears to be, that's not something I can justify when I've got kids paying off student loans.
Maybe 2019 will be the year of the boat.
Around the home hearth it was a good year. Aside from our dear Lucy, everyone came through with good health. In fact, the fourteen year old dog and the twenty year old cat are perkier than they were a year ago. Amazing what they're doing in vet medicine!
And thanks to an Arab immigrant and our lovely public health care system, I can see like I've never seen before!
Hope it was a good year for you too.
The outside world is a little fucked, though. Mainstream media throughout the Western World has become a 24/7 Trump reality show. If they hate the guy as much as they claim to, why do they keep on with the free publicity? As near as I can tell, this president has one accomplishment to his credit. He gave America's one percenters a nice tax break.
Here in Canada we're celebrating the legalization of the weed 'o wisdom... and what a shit-show that's been. PM Fluffy managed to hand the entire industry to the Bay Street greedbags instead of the folks who have been successfully cultivating the stuff forever. Nice job, Justin!
How sadly ironic that guys like former Toronto police boss Bill Blair have jumped into the business, when guys he put behind bars are still... behind bars, and in some cases will be for years to come.
It's a fucked up world...
Anyway, my reminiscences were interrupted by a call from my old pal Kipling. Like me, he's at once pleased and befuddled by the fact that guys like us are still here, guys once voted as most likely to die before 30 in the high school yearbook. He's spending the New Years Eve working on his VW van out in his shop. It's a mere ninety thousand clicks shy of turning three million kilometres on the odometer. You need to spend a lot of time in your shop to make that happen.
We're gonna have breakfast at the Teviotdale Truck Stop next year. Like on Wednesday.
Continuity is good...
Saturday, December 15, 2018
Jeffrey Sachs reads this blog!
It seems obvious to us, it seems obvious to Professor Sachs, it seems obvious to thinking people far and wide that the Freeland-Trudeau combine is playing waterboy for Team Trump while simultaneously virtue-signalling their staunch anti-Trumpism.
But the obvious seems to elude the editorial committee at Canada's national newspaper of record.
No less an observer of the human condition than the Orange Ogre himself had PM Fluffy pegged six months ago.
Dishonest and weak.