Wednesday, July 16, 2025

There's a shitload of math in a hypersonic missile

I see where NATO is pondering what to sanction next in Putin's evil empire. They're up to 21,692 sanctions already! I didn’t make that number up; it’s direct from the somewhat pro-Palestine Al Jazeera English which is way more anti-Putin than it is anti-Israel or anti-USA. It is, however, a most impressive number! I can imagine the hardcore Exceptionalists calling a meeting. “Well team, we’re at 21,691 sanctions, and Putin isn’t budging… any thoughts on what we can unleash for number 21,692?” They’ll hash this out just long enough that the obligatory catered lunch shows up, and then they’ll make a grandiose announcement that they’ve imposed deadly sanctions on some Belorussian oligarch you’ve never heard of, probably because he doesn’t exist and they just invented him, but he’s a secret Putin confidant who guides Bad Vlad’s every evil step, dontcha know! But by cracky, they gotta pretend they’re doing something! And once you’ve declared 21,691 sanctions, many of which Dementia Joe assured us were so hellish they would cripple the Russian economy in no time flat, and the economy we’ve been crippling with sanctions from hell since 2022 is wildly out-performing our own, well… by my estimation, the Empire is well and truly up a stump here. The more I see of the NATO/USA Amateur Hour and Singalong Jamboree, the more I’m betting on the serious people. Those would be the ones who did NOT dumb down their math curricula to spare the feelings of lazy students. There’s a shitload of math in a hypersonic missile!

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