Crop circles reveal Psy is the messiah!!!

Gangnam style indeed!

We should have seen it coming. As the corner stores all over the world were gradually being taken over by Koreans, we SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!!!

And it all stands up to the harsh light of reason. Koreans. Corner Stores. Christianity...

THE APOCALYPSE!!!

The end of days.

You really think it's a coincidence that an obscure Korean rapper makes the most-viewed YOU TUBE video of all time?

Lucifer works in mysterious ways. And just like those Koreans, he works 24/7. Believe me, I've seen the evidence right back there behind the barn.

Lundy's cows have been making crop circles back there. They circle around having random shits as they go. But there is no denying it; if you follow the cow pies they clearly spell out P-S-Y = M-S-S-I-A.

I'm not kidding. Feel free to go back there and have a look for yourself.

Of course reading cow shit circles is not an exact science.

Especially after the hounds have rolled around in the cow shit.

In fact, now that I look at it again... well, maybe it says this, maybe it says that...  I'm clearly seeing P-S-Y.. oh wait a minute... maybe that's "my"... not "Psy"...

M-S-S-I... Oh wait a minute... Oh for fucks sakes!

I think the crop circle says "my mistake".

Sorry about that.

My mistake.

Crop circles reveal Stephen Harper is the Antichrist

Yup, it must be true.

I was out there all night. Again.

Going round and round with that divining rod in one hand and the ouiji board in the other, trying to decipher the damned crop circles.

Again and again the board gave me the message; SJH=666.

That can only mean one thing.

Big Steve is indeed the man behind the curtain.

And I've got proof. Well, not "proof" kind of proof, but some supporting evidence that is somewhat proofyish.

Have you ever noticed that when the big dogs on the global stage go to visit the Leader of the Free World in Washington they stop in to get their marching orders in Ottawa first?

It's true.

This very weekend Benyamin Netanyahu is stopping off in Ottawa to pay his respects before he moves on to meet with Obama in Washington.

Iran. Peace or war? Nuke 'em now or nuke 'em later?

The West Bank. Or is it really Judea and Samaria?

Gaza. We've seen "Cast Lead". What to call the next operation? Cast Iron? Cast votes? Cast off your chains?

Stephen Harper knows.

SJH=666