US-style democracy truly is the greatest show on earth! The Jones-Moore rumble had a little bit of everything... it was so perfect you'd almost think it was scripted by the same folks who gave you a steady parade of heroes and villains battling it out back in the heyday of the WWF.
In this corner, the bad guy, an old white former judge and reputed but never-prosecuted child molester, and in that corner, an old white guy who jailed some KKK types and ran on a platform of equality and inclusivity.
Ya, it's just two old white guys running for the senate, but this time it really really matters!
Even though the pervy judge was the early fave, you could see the tide turning. For the last few rounds he was on the ropes. His corner-men pulled out all the stops. Robo calls from Trumpenstein. A flames-o-hell speech from Satanic Steve...
It was a nail-biter to the very end, but the forces of righteousness prevailed!
Democracy is alive and well in America!
An old white dude finally made it into the Senate!
Showing posts with label Roy Moore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Roy Moore. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
Friday, November 10, 2017
Alabama: still putting the fun into fundamentalism
I see where Roy Moore's Senate run has hit some speed bumps.
Looks like they've found at least four women who used to be teens, and when they were teens Roy "Horndog" Moore allegedly had the hots for them.
This alleged discovery has caused GOP bigs like Mitch and McCain to call on Moore to fold his tent.
Which led to the local GOP folks stating, for the record, that they "don't give a shit" what Mitch and McCain say.
Good on them!
But wait! It gets way better!
Mary was a teen. Joseph was way older. They did the oinky boinky, and that's how we got the baby Jesus!
I don't want to rain on their parade, and my credentials as a biblical scholar probably won't hold up to serious scrutiny, but if I'm not mistaken, Mary and Joseph never did the oinky-boinky.
She was a virgin after all. The virgin Mary. It wasn't Joseph who planted his seed in her teenage womb, it was the Holy Spirit!
Joseph couldn't have been the sharpest tool in the shed if he fell for that one.
Looks like they've found at least four women who used to be teens, and when they were teens Roy "Horndog" Moore allegedly had the hots for them.
This alleged discovery has caused GOP bigs like Mitch and McCain to call on Moore to fold his tent.
Which led to the local GOP folks stating, for the record, that they "don't give a shit" what Mitch and McCain say.
Good on them!
But wait! It gets way better!
Mary was a teen. Joseph was way older. They did the oinky boinky, and that's how we got the baby Jesus!
I don't want to rain on their parade, and my credentials as a biblical scholar probably won't hold up to serious scrutiny, but if I'm not mistaken, Mary and Joseph never did the oinky-boinky.
She was a virgin after all. The virgin Mary. It wasn't Joseph who planted his seed in her teenage womb, it was the Holy Spirit!
Joseph couldn't have been the sharpest tool in the shed if he fell for that one.
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