I see where Roy Moore's Senate run has hit some speed bumps.
Looks like they've found at least four women who used to be teens, and when they were teens Roy "Horndog" Moore allegedly had the hots for them.
This alleged discovery has caused GOP bigs like Mitch and McCain to call on Moore to fold his tent.
Which led to the local GOP folks stating, for the record, that they "don't give a shit" what Mitch and McCain say.
Good on them!
But wait! It gets way better!
Mary was a teen. Joseph was way older. They did the oinky boinky, and that's how we got the baby Jesus!
I don't want to rain on their parade, and my credentials as a biblical scholar probably won't hold up to serious scrutiny, but if I'm not mistaken, Mary and Joseph never did the oinky-boinky.
She was a virgin after all. The virgin Mary. It wasn't Joseph who planted his seed in her teenage womb, it was the Holy Spirit!
Joseph couldn't have been the sharpest tool in the shed if he fell for that one.