That's not goat polo! It's goat rugby!

That polo analogy just wasn't working for me.

I'm on board with the fact that they have horses in Afghanistan.

But they're playing polo with a headless goat carcass?

How would that work?

You'd need one hell of a mallet to move that carcass more than a couple of feet.

Or move it at all.

So I did a little more research, and it turns out they don't even use mallets.

No, they lean down from their horses much like what you'd see at a North American rodeo competition, and scoop up that headless goat carcass, and make a bee-line for the end-zone.

That ain't polo!

That's rugby!