Thursday, October 24, 2019

The seven dangers of blogging while stoned

1. You totally forgot you wrote a blog.

2. You vaguely remember you wrote one, but you can't remember what it was about.

3. After doing some internet research, you realize that you wrote about conspiracy theories and paranoia.

4. You'd be paranoid too if everybody was after you!

5. You realize that your biggest challenge, going forward, is growing more and better weed.

6. You remembered you wrote a blog, but you forgot that nobody reads it.

7. Last but not least, how realistic is it to imagine that we'll ever have an open and unabridged internet?


Ya, that's the kind of shit I'm thinking about after I've fired up the vaporizer. 






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