Looks like the US Treasury has just been privatized, while all of us were pre-occupied with maintaining the decreed social distance from our friends and loved ones.
By the way, what's up with that six feet of separation nonsense, when the evidence shows the virus can travel 27 feet? And even that seems dubious; I ripped forth a series of sneezes this morning that scared the crap out of the pets and would have sprayed at least fifty feet had I not responsibly covered up.
It's reassuring to see our politicians in front of the cameras every day reminding us what a great job they are doing keeping us safe. Unemployed and broke, maybe, but hey, safety first!
Speaking of politicians, it's sad to see Bernie throw in the towel, just as The Virus is winding up to give his campaign a potentially game-changing endorsement.
Buck up, fellow citizens; it's always darkest before the dawn...
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