Blood Quantum Fascists set sights on Buffy Saint-Marie

Brodie Fenlon’s merry band of wokelings at CBC have been having a grand time these past few years exposing various “pretendians,” non-Indigenous folks pretending to be Indigenous in order to unjustly claim the lucrative benefits that come with membership in that oppressed minority. So far they’ve ruined the careers of a few writers and academics, but they’re hot on the trail of their biggest prize yet. Buffy Sainte-Marie. That’s right! Turns out the iconic anti-war activist, singer, song-writer, native-rights activist and all-round mensch has been faking it for eighty plus years. Buffy’s been having some health issues, so thank goodness they’ve managed to expose her fraud before she went to a better place. The CBC has discovered that Buffy has absolutely no proof of her alleged Indigenous background! Who can even imagine such an outrage! Well done, Brodie! This is the kind of world-class investigative journalism that reminds Canadians that the $billion plus taxpayer subsidy to CBC is money well spent!