Thursday, November 12, 2026

Micron, Mark, and Zelly rally Nations of Virtue to finally end Putin reign of terror once and for all

 Here they are in Dublin today, a veritable portrait in courage.



Mark and Zelly are paying homage to the current leader of free world, Monsier Micron, with his single-digit approval ratings. Zelly doesn't need to sweat approval ratings so long as the NATO dupes remain convinced he is some Churchill- Mandela hybrid send by God to smite Putin. Carney is the opposite. His approval ratings are positively Putinesque! Of course, the whole world knows why Putin rules the ratings in Russia, don't we! 

In Russia everybody loves Putin, because when you don't you're liable to find your underpants targeted in a novochik attack, if you don't fall out a window first!

The Dublin event raised spirits across Europe as our allies realized their most fervent dreams were coming true - Mark Carney has stepped up to lead Europe, now that Trump has switched sides. 

Yes, justice has been slow to saddle up, but now that the Canadians are riding to the rescue,  the forces of freedom and democracy will sweep Bad Vlad into the dustbin of history, and it'll be safe for Zelly to visit Ukraine again!

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