Everybody's favorite fat pol, at least since Rob Ford 'fessed to smoking crack while in one of his drunken stupors, can kiss 2016 goodbye.
There'll be no Chris Christie on the ticket at the next election and no President Christie after it. Pity, as he's been one of the more appealing Republican candidates to come along in ages.
But he's totally shot himself in both feet with this stupid stunt. Now, instead of looking like a guy who can rise above partisan politics, he just looks like a bully, and a particularly petty one at that.
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Showing posts with label Chris Christie 2016. Show all posts
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Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Chris Christie angles for queer vote in 2016
Never mind the election next week.
We all know Chris is a shoe-in next time round.
But he can't do it without the gay vote.
Which is why he's sucking up to Obama now.
He's got to put a little distance between himself and all the anti-gay stuff that has grown up around his political career.
Embracing Obama is just the first step.
He'll be heading up a Pride parade well before 2016.
We all know Chris is a shoe-in next time round.
But he can't do it without the gay vote.
Which is why he's sucking up to Obama now.
He's got to put a little distance between himself and all the anti-gay stuff that has grown up around his political career.
Embracing Obama is just the first step.
He'll be heading up a Pride parade well before 2016.
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Why big fat slobs make great politicians
I'm not saying you have to like their politics, but big fat slobs make great politicians.
Why?
I think it's the "everyman" image that carrying around an extra 150 pounds conveys.
Look at Chris Christie for example. Christie wouldn't know a good idea if it kicked him in the teeth, but he's immensely popular with the masses. In fact, if he was running for president today Obama would be in trouble.
Instead, the Republicans picked that skinny-ass Mormon and look how things are going.
The smart money is already banking on Christie for 2016.
Or look at Rob Ford. He ran for mayor of Toronto on the most reactionary platform one could imagine.
Stop the gravy train!
The goddamn garbage collectors are going to be GETTING GODDAMN PENSIONS for fucks sakes!
WAKE UP TORONTO!!!
Now Toronto is probably one of the most lame-ass liberal cities in the world. You can't smoke a cigarette within 100 metres of a playground because the tykes might start smoking on account of your bad example.
They recently had a debate about whether they should ban the sale of bullets.
You need a dog permit to walk your dog. And if your dog takes a crap on city property, the dogshit police are hiding behind the cedar hedge recording the particulars for the ensuing court action.
But big fat Rob Ford won this crowd over because he's a BIG FAT SLOB!!!
Nevermind the obesity epidemic. Big fat politicians are the wave of the future.
Why?
I think it's the "everyman" image that carrying around an extra 150 pounds conveys.
Look at Chris Christie for example. Christie wouldn't know a good idea if it kicked him in the teeth, but he's immensely popular with the masses. In fact, if he was running for president today Obama would be in trouble.
Instead, the Republicans picked that skinny-ass Mormon and look how things are going.
The smart money is already banking on Christie for 2016.
Or look at Rob Ford. He ran for mayor of Toronto on the most reactionary platform one could imagine.
Stop the gravy train!
The goddamn garbage collectors are going to be GETTING GODDAMN PENSIONS for fucks sakes!
WAKE UP TORONTO!!!
Now Toronto is probably one of the most lame-ass liberal cities in the world. You can't smoke a cigarette within 100 metres of a playground because the tykes might start smoking on account of your bad example.
They recently had a debate about whether they should ban the sale of bullets.
You need a dog permit to walk your dog. And if your dog takes a crap on city property, the dogshit police are hiding behind the cedar hedge recording the particulars for the ensuing court action.
But big fat Rob Ford won this crowd over because he's a BIG FAT SLOB!!!
Nevermind the obesity epidemic. Big fat politicians are the wave of the future.
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