Old Vic Toews is at it again.
Obviously still cranky about having to admit teen terror mastermind Omar Khadr back into the country, the Minister of Public Safety struck back by firing all the Muslim chaplains in the federal prison system.
Religious leaders from the Jewish, Muslim and Sikh faiths were quick to condemn the move, but Toews wasn't having any of it.
"There is only one God, and that is Jesus Christ, whose Father in heaven... wait a minute... no there are two, no, three Gods counting the Holy Ghost, but they're all one really... oh nevermind! The point is we're not spending the money of our good Christian taxpayers in this great Christian nation on mollycoddling these foreigners who worship false gods."
"If they weren't worshiping their false gods they wouldn't have turned to crime in the first place" the Minister continued, "and besides, most of the inmates are Christians anyway."
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