Not that I want to draw too much attention to it, but we pretty much have a triple alliteration going on there, don't we?
A successful triple alliteration never fails to give me a boner, but that's just me, I guess.
I listen to the CBC news every morning, usually more than once. Not sure yet about this "David Common" character. Is this an actual person or did they make him up?
I can see the focus group in my mind's eye;
CBC suit; "So, can we think of a name for a on-air personality that would appeal to the commoner?"
Focus Group; "how about we give him a really common name... like Brian Smith or something?"
CBC suit; "How about Brian Common instead? After all, "smith" is a little too common..."
FG; Brian Common?... sounds too common.... how about "David Common?"
CBC suit; BEAUTIFUL!
So now we got a guy allegedly named David Common reading our morning news.
Not only that, but this supposed real-flesh mensch seems to be a world class undercover media reporter!
I don't know if it's just me, but have you noticed that a lot of CBC news stories are now about CBC news? Like they found out that your local no-kill pet shelter fobs unpleasant pets off to the other pet shelters? As in pet shelters that may not be averse to killing your pet?
And just today I learned, thanks to a CBC task force headed up by, who else, David Common, that
marijuana today is not what it was when your grand-pappy smoked the weed 'o wisdom.
Get the fuck outta here!
Everybody at the CBC is shitting their pants because maybe, somewhere down the road, a right wing NDP or right wing PC or right wing Liberal government might say see-ya-later to the CBC.
That would be the kiss of death to real estate values in certain wildly over-priced Toronto neighbourhoods.
Be that as it may, we must riff and rant about the private sector too.
How about those PostMedia bigs getting six-number bonuses while the minions who put the words to the page are being axed in their thousands. Is that a great story or what?
As usual, things are far more flammable south of the border.
Did you hear that Donald Trump won the presidential election?
Get the fuck outta here!
But he did. Really.
The latest news on that story is that Jill Stein has collected enough cash in the last few days to be able to demand recounts in several borderline states. She has allegedly garnered more cash for this initiative in a few days than she did in two years for her own election campaign. Is there anything fishy about that story?
Of course not! At least not if you read that story on a mainstream news platform, where at least you know it's gotta be REAL news as opposed to the other kind.
So much to rant about.... so little time.