An open letter to Putin; this is how you silence critics

 Hey Vlad!

Agent Neumann here. Vlad, you gotta lay off that Novichok shit. It obviously doesn't work. And what's up with sending Navalny to Deutschland for treatment? Are you serious?

Mr. President, please read this carefully. This is how you silence your critics. No fuss, no muss, no air ambulance to Berlin. No lurid headlines in the global press. 

Obviously, Vlad, our team has a way to go before we silence our critics as efficiently as the capitalists do.

In solidarity,

Agent Neumann