American culture just a drag queen twerk-fest

James Howard Kunstler really hates America. In his latest rant he makes this abhorrent generalization; “Our culture has been reduced to a drag queen twerk-fest.” Oh really? James’ hatred for his homeland knows no bounds. Does he even follow American culture anymore? Where’s he seeing all that drag queen twerking? If you follow the Holy Trinity of American Culture, you hardly ever see drag queens, let alone drag queens twerking. The Holy Trinity is of course the Oscars, the Grammys, and the Super-Bowl half-time show. These are the Stations of the Cross for American culture. All are freely available for review on YouTube. I suggest you look them up and see how much “drag queen twerking” is involved. None! And lets consider some other top-shelf examples of American culture. Dragon’s Den, a show that captures the heart of every normal American’s lust for riches. Ever see a twerking drag queen there? No! How about NASCAR, an iconic cultural edifice for almost 100 years. Twerking drag queens? I think not! Kunstler needs to step out on his stoop and get some fresh air. American culture is not threatened by twerking drag queens. America still has real heroes. Like Joey Chestnut for example. Joey has won the World Hot-dog Eating Championship an unprecedented 13 times! That makes him the Gretzky, or perhaps the Lebron James, of competitive eating. It goes without saying that Joey leaves a bigger imprint on American culture than any drag queen. So chill out, Kunstler. Get over your transphobia. There’s more than ever to celebrate in the Exceptional Nation. USA!USA!USA!!!