Brandon heads to Ottawa to coordinate Haiti invasion with PM Fluffy

Political interference in sovereign states is a hot topic in the nation's capital these days. Those dastardly CHINESE COMMIES have been subverting our democracy, don't you know. What an outrage! Half the country thinks Fluffy was in on it. Double outrage! Here's a news flash. When it comes to meddling in other countries' affairs, China got nothing on Canada. Canada has been second only to Uncle Sam in tormenting the people of Haiti and chopping its democracy off at the knees every time the fools elect somebody we don't approve of. Like a certain priest who was the first democratically elected president of Haiti ever. Most Canadians seem to be completely oblivious to our extensive history of subverting democracy in Haiti. Thanks largely to our efforts, democracy in Haiti has been stymied at every turn. We don't do this for the Haitians suffering on the ground. We do this for the Haitian elites in Miami, Montreal, and Switzerland. To be fair, there are occassionally Haitian elite in Haiti too, but they all have second and/or third domiciles elsewhere. The situation on the ground in Haiti is approaching critical mass. Things are not going great for the elites. For one thing, not only do their people hate them, they are at war with one another. We're being bombarded with CBCprop about how it's never been worse in Haiti. SOMEBODY GOTTA DO SOMETHING!!! If you've been paying attention, you'll be aware that the DC crowd has determined that their Canadian allies will take the lead in this mission to save freedom and democracy and the oligarchal cesspool of corruption that we have nurtured in Haiti lo these many many decades. Sleepy Joe is coming to Ottawa to personally brief Justin on exactly what's expected of us. How can China violate our sovereignty when we gave that up to Uncle Sam long ago?