CBC finally notices scandals swirling around Hunter Biden

Almost three years after Hunter Biden’s ‘laptop from hell’ first made headlines in the New York Post, CBC News is on top of the story. It’s rather a long read by CBC standards, so let me save you some time. Rest assured the scandal is nothing more than unproven allegations that Hunter made some deals with people, some of whom may have been shady characters. Nothing is proven, and besides, most of these alleged deals occurred when “the Big Guy” wasn’t even in politics, so nothing to see here! It was news to me that Sleepy Joe was ever out of politics so I did a little research. Yes, it’s true - for 27 months after he stepped down as Obama’s VP in January 2017 until he started his campaign for the White House in April 2019, Joe was in fact “out of politics.” Citizen Joe was just a regular guy holding down a full professorship at University of Pennsylvania. Unlike most professors I know, Joe’s gig at UPenn required no pesky things like office hours or teaching classes, leaving ample time to fundraise for his 2020 campaign. Oh, and it paid $900k per year! But he was out of politics, so any insinuation that Hunter was running an influence peddling campaign on Joe’s behalf is clearly nonsense fabricated by deranged Trump supporters who hate democracy.