Dementia Joe talks imaginary ceasefire while licking ice-cream cone

This is where we’re at in the world of international diplomacy, circa 2024. The Leader of the Free World is taking a moment from his busy schedule of avoiding issues, to visit an ice-cream shop. Some nosey reporter types mistook the ice-cream stop for a press stop and began hurling questions at the Leader of the Free World. Between licks on his cone, the President revealed that he expects a ceasefire in a week. Boy, does Netanyahu have a surprise for him!