Sunday, February 4, 2024

Netanyahu shows Biden who's the Boss

For many weeks now, the Leader of the Free World has been pleading with his supposed vassal, Bibirius of Judea, to tone down the hospital bombings and baby killings in Gaza. The indiscriminate slaughter of Palestinian civilians must stop! It’s not that we give a shit about Palestinian civilians, but dammit, it’s just a bad look when you’re trying to convince the world you’re the Good Guys! And how has The Greatest Leader Since Moses responded to Mr. Biden’s entreaties? By doubling down on murder, mayhem, and massacre! You’d think the Leader of the Free World would have yanked Bibi’s chain by now. Instead, it looks like it’s Genocide Joe getting yanked around. He’s now committed America to defending global shipping by keeping the Red Sea and Suez canal open. This has required visiting several hundred millions worth of Hellfire and Tomahawk missiles at cave-dwelling sheep herders in Yemen, who have the audacity to stand up for the Gazans being genocided by our besties in the Middle East. If the Leader of the Free World, Commander-in Chief of the mightiest military force in the history of inhumanity, isn’t calling the shots, who is?

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