Sudden appearance of Kamala bandwagon means Deep State have picked their puppet

It was getting too hard to pretend their last puppet was running the show. We all knew it wasn’t Joe Biden. For that matter, it wasn’t Trump before that. No, the show is in steady hands, well beyond the reach of the whimsical ebb and flow of public opinion, formerly known as the will of the people. Luckily, American democracy is safely in the care of the large donors. These are serious people with a serious interest in what’s best for American billionaires. Unlike Shmo Sixpack, they’ve got serious skin in the game. Sleepy Joe has gone past his best-before date and they needed a new empty vessel to read the teleprompter. And Kamala is a perfect empty vessel. Look how Black women are rallying around her! As if they have something in common… And look at her record as a “progressive” prosecutor, a record that is currently being invented on the fly. No matter. The would-be presidential candidate who didn’t win a single delegate in the first round of Dem primaries pre 2020, is so close to the Oval Office she can smell Joe’s farts. It is truly a miracle of democracy! And what makes such miracles possible? Big donors! USA! USA! USA!