Things you don't see every day: a hillbilly with a man-bun

I was just pulling out the drive when a white Dodge pick-up went by. Maybe a four inch lift with big tires that stuck out four inches beyond the fenders flares. You half-expected to see a set of truck-nutz hanging off the trailer hitch.

What a concept, truck-balls. Really? I mean, where would your head have to be at to come up with that idea? 

Hey Jeb, ya know what would really set yer rig apart? Some pretend testicles danglin' off the back!

Anyway, no truck-nutz; quite a relief, and almost a surprise, because surveys show that fake truck balls are more likely to be seen on Dodge trucks than any other brand. In fact, scientists have never seen such a phenomenon on any foreign trucks. Send me a pic of a Tacoma, Tundra, or Titan with pretend genitalia, and I'll send you a free Falling Downs beer cozy.

So Billy-Bob pulls over down the road to chit-chat with a chap on a tractor, and Holy Mother of God, if the youngster piloting that Dodge isn't sporting a friggin' man-bun that would be right at home in the Fruit Belt in Toronto!

Yup, when ole Bobby Zimmerman told us the times were a-changin', not even he could have imagined where we'd end up. Guys with man-buns driving jacked diesel trucks...

What the fuck is next? Gay farmers?

It's high time the God-fearing USAF bombed a little decency into those Godless commies

The anti-China rhetoric in US media is downright scary. We're in high Yellow Peril dudgeon!

If nothing else, this artificial hate campaign serves to take the eye off the unseemly haste with which America's ruling elite stuffed their pockets at the public trough under the guise of "helping the people."

Oh, they're helping "the people" alright...

At least their own people. The rich.


I was walking old Boomer on the Kinch Sideroad this morning. It's one of those country non-roads that's been subject to "no maintenance" signage since the Kinch family moved away thirty years ago or so. Their old house is slowly collapsing on itself.

There's a big old Dodge 4X4 coming the other way. I respectfully step six feet off the road to allow it to pass. Instead of passing, the driver stops and rolls down the window. It's a couple, maybe late fifties, early sixties, and the first words out of the driver's mouth were, "we're really bored!"

No shit, pal!

Anyway, we had a nice chat about hunting and fishing in the neighbourhood. The last thing he said as he was pulling away was, "I'm thinking maybe we went a little overboard on this Covid stuff."

Indeed, but that's not something you're allowed to say in polite company these days.

If you're getting a little bored with your own coronavacation, here's some recreational reading for you. I haven't vetted every last detail, but as far as I can tell, those experts and their quotes are real.

https://swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

Stay safe, stay sane.

Do that got a hemi?

The Chrysler corporation started putting their new iteration of the hemi motor into their Dodge trucks about ten years ago.

Not too long after they started running commercials that would do Boston Pizza proud.

White trash hillbilly dumbfucks were all over themselves wondering if "that got a hemi?"

Nobody ever told them that the new hemi was not at all like the old hemi.

Nevertheless, lots of folks paid upwards of $40 thousand for a truck with the new hemi.

You can buy the same truck today for about 26 thousand dollars brand new.

We've seen massive deflation in the price of the hemi truck.

That should be a benchmark in terms of what's what in the US economy.

Call it the hemi-truck index.

It's good news for all those welders at Cat who used to make $30 an hour and now make $12.

Downsize yer double-wide, bro!... you can still afford a new Dodge hemi...