About that Ezrin - Kanye feud

I have to admit I've got a bit of a soft spot in my heart for Bob Ezrin. He and I graduated from the same rehab program way back when.

Not only that, but he's produced some of the best rock albums of the last 40 years.

Kanye West, on the other hand, claims to be 53 millions in debt for...  for what?

For telling it like it is? Welllll.... not really.

For staging massive publicity stunts designed to promote himself?

Hmmm...

For living a billionaire's lifestyle on a millionaire's income?

I'm not really sure what exactly Kanye is famous for, other than being mixed up with that Kardashian gang, but I totally get Ezrin's speculation about Kanye's actual talent level. I'm pretty sure the stable of artists sampling Kanye's wares thirty years from now is going to be really really small and totally inconsequential.

Whereas the stable of artists Bob has produced will be sampled in perpetuity by the upper echelon of tomorrow's creatives.

Kanye West is the Messiah

I just found myself watching the MTV something or other awards. All the beautiful people are in full-on mode. Bieber. Taylor Swift. And the current Godfather of pop culture, Kanye West.


At least I assume he's the Godfather... sure sounded like it in that twenty minute monologue they allowed him.


Is it true that all these beautiful people share the same handful of handlers?


And is that Pharrell Williams singing about freedom while sporting an Addidas logo on his ass?


Wow... I'm so close to salvation...


Bieber, Taylor, Pharrell, Kanye, Miley, Addidas...


How I wish I could believe...

Let me tell you about my underpants

What?

You don't want to know about my underpants?

How is such a thing even possible?

I bet if my last name was Kardashian or Jenner you would have a keen interest in my underpants... especially if I wasn't wearing any!

Yup, that's what "Western civilization" has come to.

Frankly, I'm glad your're not interested in my underwear. I'm not interested in yours either.

Underwear is something to be worn, not seen.

I think that's the point that poor chappie down in Guelph was trying to make.

Unfortunately for him, the school board is now convening "focus groups" to get to the bottom of his barbaric misuse of language.

Once you've got a gaggle of sunshine-list education superintendents on your case, you're well and truly screwed.

And even though I'm sure you don't want to hear another word about my underwear, let me leave you with a tip.

Last time I was at Sears they wanted over thirty bucks for a two-pack of name brand undershorts.

Picked up a six-pack of Fruit-of-the-Looms, as good a brand name as brand names get, for $14 at the GT Boutique just yesterday.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Mr. Sears.