New study validates Doctor Kipling's theory about heart disease link to erectile dysfuntion

A few years ago I attended, for a few months, a private clinic specializing in heart health.

It was my old pal Kipling who convinced me I was wasting my money. I was so impressed with his impeccable logic I never went back.

To the clinic, that is. Instead, I went back to red wine, reefer, and bacon. Not to mention real cheese, not that 4% BF shit the clinic recommended. Touch wood, I been holding up pretty good so far.

The gist of Doctor Kipling's theory is thus; if you don't suffer from ED, it means all those wee blood vessels in your dick are working OK, ergo, it's reasonable to assume that all those little blood vessels in your other organs are probably hunky-dory too!

Now, as much as I love Doctor Kipling, he's not actually a "real" doctor, so I treat his pronouncements with a dose of skepticism. I mean, this is a guy who takes a smoke break in the middle of his ten mile morning jog.

But now his theory appears to have been vindicated. Some legitimate medical researchers in Poland have pretty much told the world exactly what Doctor Kipling told me over three years ago!

FDA approves new boner pill

And a "fast-acting" one at that.

It's about time.

Trouble with Cialis and Viagra is that by the time they kick in the moment could very well have passed.

As in the prospective recipient of your business came to their senses and called a cab.

This new pill, "Stendra", cuts the wait time down to 15 minutes. That's still a long time in my book.

Fifteen minutes still allows second, third, maybe even fourth thoughts, depending on how hard you're thinking.

Apparently it also has the risk of the same side-effect; the all-day boner that just won't go away no matter what.

You know, the one that you're supposed to go to the ER to have treated...

Has anyone ever checked out just how they do that?