I see where Russian bronze medal curler Alex Krushelnitsky has been caught with doped up pee at the Olympics.
Really?
Doping in curling? Get the f@ck outta here!
Curling is the only Olympic sport that can be successfully played at the elite level while simultaneously quaffing a pint and smoking a ciggie. What kind of doping would give this Russian dope an edge?
Mind you, they're always shouting at each other to "go hard" with those brooms...
Are we talking about Viagra here?
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Monday, February 19, 2018
Monday, June 8, 2015
As tar sands collapse Canada pins economic hopes on seal penises
As oil sands projects are mothballed across Western Canada and employees pink-slipped by the tens of thousands (it's so bad that even some Temporary Foreign Workers are getting the chop) Canada is looking east to save the economy.
As in all the way east to the Gulf of St. Lawrence, where the Harper gang have announced seal quotas of 400,000 harp seals, 60,000 grey seals, and 8,000 hooded seals for this year. That's a lot of seal peckers.
Apparently there's folks in Asian countries who'll pay big bucks for a seal penis. Or at least they used to before Viagra was invented.
The wishful thinkers at the Fur Institute of Canada have cooked up a plan that would see a nine month hunt provide work for forty seal-hunters at a cost of $9 million. Allegedly the Harperites are "studying" the plan.
Here's a better plan; pay each of those seal-hunters $50,000 a year to stay home. That's a grand total two million bucks. The government saves seven million, PLUS saves us the embarrassment of being known as the internationally reviled seal-slaughtering penis peddlers, the target of animal welfare groups around the world, and the laughing stock of the G-7.
As in all the way east to the Gulf of St. Lawrence, where the Harper gang have announced seal quotas of 400,000 harp seals, 60,000 grey seals, and 8,000 hooded seals for this year. That's a lot of seal peckers.
Apparently there's folks in Asian countries who'll pay big bucks for a seal penis. Or at least they used to before Viagra was invented.
The wishful thinkers at the Fur Institute of Canada have cooked up a plan that would see a nine month hunt provide work for forty seal-hunters at a cost of $9 million. Allegedly the Harperites are "studying" the plan.
Here's a better plan; pay each of those seal-hunters $50,000 a year to stay home. That's a grand total two million bucks. The government saves seven million, PLUS saves us the embarrassment of being known as the internationally reviled seal-slaughtering penis peddlers, the target of animal welfare groups around the world, and the laughing stock of the G-7.
Saturday, April 28, 2012
FDA approves new boner pill
And a "fast-acting" one at that.
It's about time.
Trouble with Cialis and Viagra is that by the time they kick in the moment could very well have passed.
As in the prospective recipient of your business came to their senses and called a cab.
This new pill, "Stendra", cuts the wait time down to 15 minutes. That's still a long time in my book.
Fifteen minutes still allows second, third, maybe even fourth thoughts, depending on how hard you're thinking.
Apparently it also has the risk of the same side-effect; the all-day boner that just won't go away no matter what.
You know, the one that you're supposed to go to the ER to have treated...
Has anyone ever checked out just how they do that?
It's about time.
Trouble with Cialis and Viagra is that by the time they kick in the moment could very well have passed.
As in the prospective recipient of your business came to their senses and called a cab.
This new pill, "Stendra", cuts the wait time down to 15 minutes. That's still a long time in my book.
Fifteen minutes still allows second, third, maybe even fourth thoughts, depending on how hard you're thinking.
Apparently it also has the risk of the same side-effect; the all-day boner that just won't go away no matter what.
You know, the one that you're supposed to go to the ER to have treated...
Has anyone ever checked out just how they do that?
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