Cardinals booze it up inside Sistine Chapel

And I got thrown out of there in '74 for doing the same!

Bloody hypocrites!

Mind you, I wasn't voting for a new Pope at the time, so I wasn't locked down in the place... so I guess I should cut them some slack.

But it's true; while the esteemed Cardinals are deliberating, they have full access to the incomparable cellars of Vatican City.

Not only that, they get cigarette breaks too!