Maybe we should just turn the planet over to the millennials

After all, it's hard to imagine they'd fuck the place up more than our generation has done.

Here's a story that gives me hope. Seems both Ivanka Trump and Chelsea Clinton have chimed in to tell the media to lay off Malia Obama. That's the finest example of bipartisan solidarity we've seen in a long time.

I like it!

Both Chelsea and Ivanka strike me as kids who wouldn't hesitate to tell their respective daddies to go fuck themselves if they had serious misgivings about their policy initiatives.

That would be a good thing.