Sunday, January 31, 2021

Canada first to recognize Navalny as legitimate leader of the Russian people

Deputy PM Chrystia Freeland, widely acknowledged as Justin's brain, announced today that effective immediately, Canada would recognize Alexy Navalny, and not Vladimir Putin, as the legit leader of Russia.

"With the success of our Juan Guaido initiative in Venezuela, the Lima Group has expanded its mandate to include the illegitimate regime of the dictator Putin. Going forward, we will deal only with Navalny, and Putin and his cronies can expect to have their asses seized by our comprehensive Magnitsky laws."

The Deputy went on to declare that the free world would not be intimidated by Putin's aggression, and that we would stand with our allies, the USA, Ukraine, Latvia, and the Marshal Islands, in facing down the Russian threat.

Anonymous sources in Ottawa have reported a buzz around a pending Freedom Summit to be held imminently, hosted by DPM Freeland, most likely at the Chateau Laurier Hotel, to include Hong Kong activist Josh Wong, Juan Guaido, Navalny, and Little Bana from Syria.

The Freedom Summit will be held 1 April, according to sources.


White Helmets are on standby in the event the event is targeted by right-wing extremists.



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