Informed insiders with intimate knowledge of the former president's finances, like his estranged niece Mary, speculate that Trump will soon be homeless and indigent.
That's why his "good friend" Vladimir Putin has put up a billion dollar holiday home for his use on the Russian Riviera. In fact, reports indicate that a Russian submarine is lurking in the waters off Mar-a-Lago even as I type these words, ready to whisk the disgraced former president to safety when the raging mobs of tolerance-seeking unifiers descend on his 'hood.
He will be safe in Russia. His new digs, nicknamed "Caviar-a-Lago" by locals, is surrounded by concentric rings of the infamous S 400 missile systems. As well, the ten thousand room palace will house, in addition to Trump and his immediate family, a division of Putin's feared SBP presidential guards.
Sources in the US intelligence community reveal they are closely monitoring the former president's movements and will intervene when the Russians make their move to spirit their asset to freedom.
(With additional reporting by Rachel Maddow.)
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