Looks like Sleepy Joe got his 1.9 trillion bailout package through. About half the .9 is for the little people. The rest is for the fat cats. The party donors, in other words.
The national debt is up to who-knows-what, but in these perilous times our leaders feel empowered to keep piling more on, the morons. There is no plan re: how these debts will ever be paid.
But let's not lose sight of the big picture! We're whuppin' that virus, so we are! Big Pharma is pumping out hundreds of millions of doses for hundreds of billions of dollars. Odds are, COVID 19 will turn out to be one of those gifts that keep on giving. The scientists are this very moment discovering that to truly keep the virus down, we will need a booster shot once or twice a year!
So you probably won't go too far wrong if you invest your bailout cheque in Big Pharma stocks.
It's also been discovered by a research team led by famed economist Greta Thunberg that less economic activity means less pollution. Therefore, in order to save the planet, when we build back better, we will have to do so with less economic activity. I know that sounds impossible, but this is where blockchain and crypto come in.
Bitcoin is way too complicated for most folks, me included, to understand. That's why we have to put our faith in the experts, the really smart people who get how it works. And they promise it's gonna be a really great thing. It'll allow governments to tackle corruption, because every transaction is archived in those special egalitarian data cloud-banks.
Bitcoin will also come in handy to pay off that scary national debt. As long as we build enough bitcoin-mining computer networks, we'll be able to pay everything off with bitcoin, and nobody will ever have to work again!
But to unleash its full potential, we have to get going on our 5G networks. We must get over our 5G hesitancy. People are still fretting about brain cancer. Cancer shmancer; that's been studied to death already. Time to stop studying and double down on getting those 5G networks up and running!
Besides, it'll allow AI robots to do remote brain cancer surgery, plus give you faster download speeds!
What's not to like?
Since the great Julian Assange treason scandal of 2010, mainstream media has been remade to more reliably reflect the views of experts who decide what's good for us. Those titles who collaborated with Wikileaks, like the New York Times and The Guardian, have been brought to heel. News is now more consistent, at least if you keep away from the so-called "alt-news" sites, but there's good news on that front as well. Between 5G and AI, those alt-news sites will be a thing of the past in the near future.
So overall, things are looking up! Paradise is just around the corner!
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