Looming toilet paper shortage threatens Germany

Those poor Germans! Already faced with a ruinous energy shortage that prevents the proper heating of homes and hot water, they will soon have to do without toilet paper as well, according to a story at Zerohedge this morning. No hot showers AND no toilet paper? A trip on the Berlin U-Bahn is gonna be one stinky adventure, isn't it? Oh wait... they'll need to shut down the U-Bahn due to the same energy crisis. At least they'll still be able to use the stations as bomb shelters when Zelensky's war to save liberal democracy and stop Putin comes to Germany. As unpleasant as this scenario may be, I'm confident the vast majority of Germans will agree these are small sacrifices for the sake of standing with Ukraine, although under the circumstances the Ukrainians can't be blamed for not wanting the Germans standing too close! On a related note, why is National Toilet Paper Day on August 26, but World Toilet Day isn't till November 19?