So Clinton, Epstein, and Trump walk into a bar...

Stop me if you’ve heard this one… Looks to me like Donny J just gave the middle finger to about 77 million Americans. In other words, he just flushed his political future down the pooper, at least in America. I figure he has a good shot at electoral success in Israel though. Not that that’s much of a prize. The American Empire is in decline, but will continue to wobble along for decades, whereas Israel will empty out pretty quick once Ben Gurion opens up again. The only people who “want” to live in the Holy Land these days are the wild-eyed “hilltop youth,” and it’s hard to see a future with that crowd in the driver’s seat. There’s a whole lotta ooga-booga around these alleged Epstein files. But leave it to Trump to point out the blatantly obvious… Who is Epstein anyways? He’s a nobody who never existed, a hoax from top to bottom, stem to stern… or is that port to stern?… nevermind. One thing all good-thinking Murcans can agree on THERE NEVER WAS NO EPSTEIN LIST!!! The whole idea that Epstein was offering up young pussy to the geriatric elite of Western Civilization, in full view of multiple cameras, therewith to blackmail them in perpetuity, is the hoaxiest hoax of all time! So, obviously, no way could Epstein have been a Mossad operative… Then again, ain’t it funny how fast Donny J changed his tune on Jeffrey when Bibi paid him a visit? Hmm…

Globe & Mail can't stop beating war drums

Check out the lead paragraph of this Globe & Mail story; On a Tuesday morning in late June, a crowd of investors, government officials, entrepreneurs and bankers huddle in a small conference room on the 53rd floor of the TD Bank Tower in downtown Toronto to mull over the possibility of imminent conflict. I personally do not find this reassuring. I’ve followed and often written about the evolving propaganda war against our authoritarian adversaries. I watched as they went from competitors, even allies from time to time, to adversaries, to enemies. And after watching this “clash of civilizations,” engineered in Washington DC and some key vassals, being presented in virtually all Western legacy media as inevitable, I am appalled that the Globe takes its role as sheer boosterism for the war-mongers. You’d think in a conference on the cusp of “imminent conflict,” ie war, you might want to invite some peace activists, maybe some military historians; perhaps a philosopher or two. War with our designated enemies, mainly Russia, China, and Iran, is not inevitable at all. In fact, following “our allies,” (which mostly means Uncle Sam, aka Donald Trump) into such a war strikes me as a recipe for catastrophe. The fantasy scenario spun in that Globe story obscures what’s at stake here, but not entirely. Here’s a quote from one of the sharpies in attendance, who hopes to make a killing; “We’ve got ourselves into such a deficit with the state, size and role of our military, that the question has become an either/or: Do you want social programming and dental care and health care, and $10-a-day daycare, or do you want a military?” That’s a no-brainer for every Canadian with half a brain. No, we do not want war. The thought-leaders at the Globe should stop shaming themselves by ceaselessly promoting it.

There's a shitload of math in a hypersonic missile

I see where NATO is pondering what to sanction next in Putin's evil empire. They're up to 21,692 sanctions already! I didn’t make that number up; it’s direct from the somewhat pro-Palestine Al Jazeera English which is way more anti-Putin than it is anti-Israel or anti-USA. It is, however, a most impressive number! I can imagine the hardcore Exceptionalists calling a meeting. “Well team, we’re at 21,691 sanctions, and Putin isn’t budging… any thoughts on what we can unleash for number 21,692?” They’ll hash this out just long enough that the obligatory catered lunch shows up, and then they’ll make a grandiose announcement that they’ve imposed deadly sanctions on some Belorussian oligarch you’ve never heard of, probably because he doesn’t exist and they just invented him, but he’s a secret Putin confidant who guides Bad Vlad’s every evil step, dontcha know! But by cracky, they gotta pretend they’re doing something! And once you’ve declared 21,691 sanctions, many of which Dementia Joe assured us were so hellish they would cripple the Russian economy in no time flat, and the economy we’ve been crippling with sanctions from hell since 2022 is wildly out-performing our own, well… by my estimation, the Empire is well and truly up a stump here. The more I see of the NATO/USA Amateur Hour and Singalong Jamboree, the more I’m betting on the serious people. Those would be the ones who did NOT dumb down their math curricula to spare the feelings of lazy students. There’s a shitload of math in a hypersonic missile!

World's top liars go mano a mano

You know who I’m talking about. Back in the day there were rumors about a top-shelf medical clinic in Switzerland, where the world’s A-listers got their pharmaceutical heroin. It’s where Keef Richards went for a whole-body transfusion every six months for fifty years. What wasn’t well known at the time was the same clinic also offered nose-reduction surgery. It was colloquially known as the “Pinocchio Clinic.” Those Swiss geniuses branched into nose reductions back in the Nixon era. Insiders have revealed the PC is by far the most profitable venture they’ve ever had. It is highly popular amongst politicians of the EU and NATO countries. Ursula Von der Lugen has allegedly had her ever-lying snoz cut back an astonishing 35 times! But that’s nothing. According to those unnamed insiders, Trump holds the record at 214, but that’s not a secure lead. His “good friend” Bibi is breathing down his neck at 213! At this very moment in history, two of the greatest con-men of all time are going head to head, mano a mano, trying to out-bullshit one another. There’s a lot at stake. The lives of whoever is left of the two million Palestinians who once called Gaza home, for one thing. The survival of Israel as a supposed “liberal democracy” for another. It pains me to say it, but were I a betting man, I’d wager on Bibi. It’s not that he’s a better liar per se; he’s just got way more experience in the truly momentous whoppers that justify his ongoing genocide. Trump has been known to call off strikes on terror targets because somebody might get hurt. What good are lying skills if you whimp out when it matters? The Greatest Leader since Moses, on the other hand, has no qualms about raining US bombs on unarmed civilians cowering in tents. It’s a tough world. The future belongs to those who can take tough decisions and never look back. But don’t count Trump out. I mean, anybody who follows these matters knows the whole “we obliterated Iran’s nuclear program” shtick was… bullshit, and nobody knows it better than Bibi. Unfortunately, he also knows that Iran made an absolute mockery of Israel-USA air defences in the Twelve Day War. Another twelve days and Israel would be over. Not only that, but Trump is beginning to realize his support of Israel is starting to bleed away his base. Even the hard-core Israel-firsters come to a point where they can no longer deny that Israel’s genocide is exactly that. Not even the so-called Christian Zionists want to wear that badge.

Tards 'o terror ride again

Does the name Akayed Ullah ring any bells for you? How about John Nuttall? Ullah and Nuttall are but two of the hapless dummies targeted in the never-ending War on Terror. And while there is no danger of it ending, it may be winding down; just yesterday Homeland Security announced that henceforth Americans need not remove their shoes to board an airplane! Right now the shoe-bomber is sighing in his supermax cell; ‘why did I bother?’ I offer this tour down terror lane only because some fresh patsies have joined the ranks of the T-o-Ts. Check out this headline at CBC; “What we know about the plot to seize land in Quebec. That’s your clue that this terror case will hew to the template long in favour with law enforcement. Find some near-retarded goobers and treat them to multiple drinks at a redneck bar. After two or three rounds, the marks begin to fess up to their law enforcement interlocutors. This is a sweet gig for all those undercover types. Free drinks on the taxpayer’s tab for as long as they can stretch things out! Yup, this is some serious terror threat! Seizing land, no less! Tragically, many of these frame-up jobs end with the mark doing serious time. Ullah got life plus 30 years for being in possession of a pipe-bomb filled with Christmas lights… man, those Mooslims are devious! Nuttall and his partner were two of the few who beat this setup. The courts found the RCMP had entrapped them, but they were denied compensation.

The folly of trying to spend our way into Donald Trump's good graces

Mark Carney has a two-part strategy to get Canada off Trump’s shit list. It’s been a humiliating ordeal for every decent Canuck to hear those “51st state” jibes over and over again, even after our king politely hinted to the American king that many Canadians didn’t like it. Part one is spending a shit-load of money on what we call “defence.” This is considered a viable strategy because we know one thing Mafia Don really and truly respects, even more than women with big boobs, is shit-loads of money. Part two is hiding Part one from decent Trump-hating Canadians. Hence the “mis-direction” about turning to Europe for defence partnerships. That’s kinda rich, because, while CBC and the Globe would rather keep you in the dark, every leader in NATO is literally begging Trump to re-commit to America’s leadership role. That’s because they know they don’t have a hope of vanquishing Putin without him. The bad news is they won’t defeat Russia with him either. Here’s some numbers NATO fans should keep in mind. In 2021, the year before Putin’s full-scale and fully unprovoked invasion of Ukraine, combined NATO/USA military spending was 1.22 trillion USD. Russia’s was $66 billion. By 2024, Russian military spending had more than doubled, to 149 billion USD. That’s an $80B USD boost. NATO spending went from 1.2 T to 1.56 T. In other words, while Russia bumped spending by 80 billions, NATO bumped spending by almost 400 billions. And what happened on the ground in those two years? NATO and their Ukrainian patsies are making Russia look great again, that’s what! The only reason the war continues is because admitting defeat would mean the end of NATO, and there are far too many Important People collecting fat pay packets to ever allow that to happen. ONWARD FREE AND DEMOCRATIC NATIONS - TO THE LAST UKRAINIAN!

Indicted war criminal Netanyahu finds love in Washington

The “Greatest Leader Since Moses” is being feted at the White House this evening. You would never know he is a man wanted for war crimes by the ICC. Clearly this fact is of no concern to his American hosts. After all, Bibi is running up the death toll in the region with US supplied weapons, which makes Trump complicit in his war crimes. I’m watching this live from the White House. In the midst of their mutual love-fest, Bibi whips an envelope out of his pocket and says, “ I want to present you with a copy of my letter to the Nobel committee.” The prime architect of the Gaza genocide seems to be angling for a Nobel for himself as well. He is right now pleading that other countries provide shelter for the Palestinians who want to leave Gaza. They should have that right, according to Netanyahu, the long-time champion of Palestinian rights. After almost two years of the most vicious and relentless bombardment of Gaza, who can imagine that some Gazans are ready to throw in the towel? What is truly amazing is how many are not. That will be the ultimate legacy of Bibi’s glorious genocide against the Palestinians; another generation steeped in hate and thirst for vengeance, and violent retribution stretching beyond every horizon. And that’s how the Greatest Leader has destroyed Israel. The future of Israel lies with a few hundred thousand highly educated, highly secular, and highly employable high tech workers. These people are repulsed by the direction their country has taken under Netanyahu. They are leaving in droves, and won’t be coming back. Their absence will leave the Holy Land in the capable hands of the semi-literate “Hilltop Youth” thugs. Good luck with that!

The Triumph of Stupid

Jul 05, 2025 As all but the most pitiful imbecile could have predicted, now that Boy Carnage has bought wholesale into Trump’s 5% protection racket, we are getting the full court press from the thought leaders at CBC and the Globe on how we might pay for all these goodies. The goodies in question being 88 F-35s at $100million a pop; 12 submarines at, conservatively, 4 billion $ per hull, and 15 surface combatants. The last batch of warships ended up costing a billion per hull, and that was thirty+ years ago. Not to mention further gazillions for tanks and troop carriers and drones. All told, we’re looking at at least $500 billions in “defence” spending over the next ten years. Already some of the sharper pundits are mooting “increased taxes and spending cuts,” as in spending on the usual frills-we-gotta-cut; education, health care, and housing. Why? So we can face down the threat from Russia! Frankly, it’s a little late for that. Since February of ‘22 Russia has methodically eliminated the best weapons systems in the US-NATO arsenal. They have proven technical superiority in hypersonics, drones, and air defence. American commentators outside of the “mainstream” routinely posit that US/Western missile tech is decades behind Russia. That’s what happens when you spend ten years fine-tuning your pronoun protocols while the Rooskies are fine-tuning their hypersonics. And that’s just Russia’s advantage at the high-tech end. Artillery shells are pretty much as old as gunpowder, but the US/NATO/ glorious defenders of freedom and democracy can’t figure out how to build them. Apparently there’s a new production line in Texas that’s gonna pump out 30,000 155 shells per month when they work the bugs out of the system. Meanwhile, Russia worked the bugs out of their arty production during the WWII and has no trouble producing 300,000 per month. In a pinch, they can also import from their allies, of which, contrary to the bullshit our msm has been serving up, they actually have quite a few. This idea that we must gird our loins for war with Russia seems criminally stupid to me. They already whupped NATO in Ukraine. Let’s admit that and move on! After all, if you look at a map, or even better, a globe, geography parks us smack-dab between Russia and the USA. That’s a fact that screams out for Canadian neutrality.

Some unfortunate facts about our NATO allies

Ally #1 is of course the US of A. In spite of the fact that we don’t trust the current leader of that country, on account of his obvious bent towards authoritarianism, we nevertheless turn ourselves inside out trying to accommodate his ever-changing demands of his vassals. Is that an ally we can rely on? Ally #2 is Turkey, or “Turkiye” as our main Mooslim ally has recently rebranded itself. Is Erdogan a reliable ally? Next up we’ve got the Big Three of our traditional European allies; UK, Germany, and France. I’ll bet my bottom dollar that none of Starmer, Macron, or Merz is around after the next election cycle. But Putin will be. So here’s a reasonable suggestion; if we have to break the bank buying new war toys, lets at least buy them where we’re gonna get the most bang for the buck. Russia.