Wang Dang Sweet Poon-tang!

Well this should give those editor types over at Before It's News a collective boner.

Over the past week I've written separately about three topics that came together in one mainstream headline today; Allen West supports Nugent in Secret Service probe.

Hell, who even knew these disparate stories could converge and congeal...

West is the guy who broke the story about the card-carrying Communists in the Democratic Party.

You know what the Secret Service guys were probing down in Cartagena to make it onto the front pages.

And then you have the Nuge, the Motor City Madman, proffering his take on an Obama re-election.

Days later the Secret Service is probing the Motor City Motormouth and Allen West is riding to his rescue!

Oh, it's a crazy world, ain't it?

By the way, a reader sent a quibble to the Falling Downs think-tank on that Nugent bit. Claimed I was wrong to suggest that Maple Leaf Gardens would have been half empty if Terrible Ted had been sharing his intemperate pro-gun anti-Obama opinions back in the day.

Well, on reflection, I'd have to agree with the quibble. The crew I went to see Nugent with weren't exactly a peace and love crowd. There's a tendency to view the past through the haze of what you think it should have been instead of what it was. Music should never be tethered to politics.

Good call.

Card-carrying Marxists infiltrate Congress

Yup. They sure do. And obviously they are Dems. What else would you expect?

Republican Representative Allen West broke the news at a town hall in Florida the other day. The Progressive Caucus of the Democratic Party is utterly riddled with hard-core commies. West figures there's about 80 of them.

You know the type. Go on and on about how the working class is getting a raw deal etc. Hell, if the working class would just work a little harder, maybe we wouldn't have had to ship their jobs to China.

And work for less. Ya, there was a time when a Pontiac in every pot and two chickens in the garage made sense, but thankfully America has gotten over that irrational flirtation with socialism.

Let me bottom-line it for you, Pinkos.

A "fair wage" is the wage that somebody will agree to do the job for. If I'm a business owner, and I can find somebody willing to work for less than minimum wage, why should the government throw all sorts of legal obstacles in the way of my hiring that person? After all, he or she has kids to try to feed too.

And enough about this health care nonsense. Sickness and disease is God's way of telling you your time is up. How are health care providers supposed to make a profit if they are forced to insure the sick and the diseased? That's communism through and through!

I think it's obvious what the Democratic Communists have done to education. The Dems are totally in bed with the teacher's unions, and you know what that means.

They're all about teaching your kids about evolution and homosexuality. Is that the America the founding fathers had in mind?

And you'll notice that it's these commie Democrats who are always the first to question our wars against drugs and terror. These are the two biggest challenges facing America today, and to have these congressional saboteurs working against us every step of the way is something that has gone on far too long.

So good for you, Congressman West, for shining a light on the seedy communist underbelly of the House of Representatives!