Canada to strengthen sovereignty by selling infrastructure to US hedge funds

Ever since Mafia Don started tossing around those hurtful jokes about us being nothing more than the 51st state, Canadians have been seriously pissed off. We're determined to push back - elbows up! Yup, we gonna teach Trump a lesson! To that end, our PM has convened a conclave of the 100 biggest money managers in the world in Toronto, the "Canada Investment Summit." Ponder that for a moment. Mark Carney spent his entire life pre-politics keeping the world safe for billionaires, either from the exec suites at Goldman Sachs or Brookfield or as central banker, first in Canada, then in England. He'd be strictly first-names-only with the world's top money managers. I'd like to know how many of them are American. 75%? 90%? I'd like some clarification on that, because remember, we're supposedley doing this to assert our sovereignty and diversfy away from USA. And PM Carney isn't shy about tossing around some mighty juicy carrots to entice the money managers. How about 100% mega-deduction for capital investments in Year One! Oh ya baby! That'll teach Trump! And we're opening up our ports and airports to foreign investment to strengthen our sovereignty! What's really puzzling is how this is being presented in our media, especially our government propaganda outfit. I would like to think that actual journalism would at least ask a few questions... like how many of the world's top money managers are members of Mafia Don's Mar-a-Lago Club?

Crop circles reveal Mark Carney is the Anti-Christ!

Don't let the calm demeanor fool you...

I was out there in the corner field, driving the Ford 4000 around in circles looking for the crop circles, and whoa!..

There they were!

Now I have to admit they were more properly "snow circles" rather than crop circles, due to the fact that the crops are under a foot of snow at the moment, but no matter.

I swear, when I got off the tractor, I could clearly make it out:

                 CARNEY=ANTICHRIST

Yup, right there in the corner field. Come out and have a look if you don't believe me... Oh nevermind. It's snowing again.

You won't see a damned thing by the time you get here.

NWO alien collaborators unleash plague of vomitting on UK

I'm not making it up; here it is in the Daily Mail Online.

Yes, I realize they fail to acknowledge the alien aspect of the story, but how could they?

They're part of the conspiracy after all.

Nor do they point out that this is a direct consequence of a Goldman Sachsanist taking the helm of the Bank of England.

It's not the first time that the levers of finance have been in the hands of Lucifer, is it?

Sachsanist/Satanist, England/Shmengland.

Those who know will understand; those who understand will know.

Mark Carney; another Goldman Sachs alumnus rises to the top

Canadian Mark Carney has been anointed the next governor of the Bank of England.

Carney spent more than a dozen years at Goldman Sachs, and can therefore be relied upon to intuit the expectations of that firm's corporate culture.

In the big leagues they don't ask "what would Jesus do?"

Instead, they ask "what would Goldman Sachs expect us to do?"

And we expect Carney will know.

A good part of the reason why Carney looks good has little or nothing to do with the man himself. As his Wikipedia entry notes in passing, Canada's relatively robust transition through the current recession has far more to do with her "risk-averse fiscal and regulatory environment" than with anything Carney did or didn't do.

Canada was risk averse before Carney took the helm of the Bank of Canada and it will be risk averse after he leaves.

And that's a good thing.