Don't let the calm demeanor fool you...
I was out there in the corner field, driving the Ford 4000 around in circles looking for the crop circles, and whoa!..
There they were!
Now I have to admit they were more properly "snow circles" rather than crop circles, due to the fact that the crops are under a foot of snow at the moment, but no matter.
I swear, when I got off the tractor, I could clearly make it out:
CARNEY=ANTICHRIST
Yup, right there in the corner field. Come out and have a look if you don't believe me... Oh nevermind. It's snowing again.
You won't see a damned thing by the time you get here.
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