Welcome to Amy Schumer's "I'm with her" comedy tour

Amy obviously got the memo.

When you've got the right management team and the right publicists and the right promo machinery in place, you're gonna get the memo. Not only that, but you're going to get gigs.

That memo led Amy to conclude that a joke, if it can be called that, about Trump wanting to finger his daughter, would be a great laffer at her Tampa show the other day.

Didn't quite turn out that way.

There's gonna be poly-sci and journalism students writing dissertations for the next fifty years about how the "news business" uniformly took an anti-Trump pro-Clinton tack in this election, a reality that nobody can deny.

Any regular reader of this blog knows what I think about Trump. Two years ago I had him taking the number two slot in a possible Jindal White House run. Come to think of it, that may well have been a viable team. Just imagine an East Indian guy and a Manhattan liberal on the GOP ticket! That would have been a slam dunk!

Not!

At least not on the GOP ticket.

Anyway, it didn't happen. But this concerted media evisceration of the GOP candidate is completely unprecedented.

On my evening CBC newscast today I got oodles of info on the latest Trump controversy, which at this particular moment seems to be about his claiming the elections are rigged.

Ask Al Gore about that one.

But there's nary a word about those thousands of Podesta emails that have been dumped in the public square, which, if nothing else, demonstrate that the team around Hillary is more than happy to game the system.

Amy and her ilk need to take a cold hard look at who they're campaigning for.

When they come to their senses they'll realize Jill Stein wasn't such a bad idea after all.

It's official; US politics has become a reality show

I'd say, all things considered, Trump more than held his own. This should not be a surprise. After all, that's my point. Trump's the guy with zero political experience but by far the most time on reality TV.

Just a few months ago I was musing over the possibility of a Jindal-Trump ticket. (Remember, we do satire here at the Falling Downs think tank.... oh shit! I think we just lost our last reader...)

This was an evening designed by the Establishment to trip up Trump.

It backfired.

The very idea of a "President Trump" was inconceivable three months ago. It's becoming more plausible by the day.

I'm seeing GOP candidate Trump with Ben Carson riding shotgun.

Think about it...

GOP announce Jindal-Trump ticket for 2016

Well, its not actually the GOP, it's just the think tank here at Falling Downs.

But think about it. That's a combo that could grow legs, and long ones at that.

That's a combo that could take Hillary to the wood-shed.

The fact that whupping Hillary a year and a half out utterly consumes the GOP and the media speaks volumes re: the dismal state of American democracy.

Bobby Jindal. When I was a kid, the idea that a Paki could possibly find himself in the governor's mansion in the great state of Louisiana would have been met with unmitigated ridicule.

Unless he was there to serve tea.

But hey, he's got this far, why not go all the way?

After all, he's proven his bona fides as an unquestioning mouthpiece for big money.

And why not The Donald as his second fiddle? After all, Donald is the great American success story personified... all he did was inherit Daddy's tenement empire. Given the straight line that NYC real estate has made straight up over the past 50 years, how could he not become a billionaire? We'll just forget about all those failed casinos for the moment, which should work out OK, because if there's one thing the American voter is good at, it's forgetting.

The race is on!

World Exclusive; ISON comet alien spaceship dropping Fukashima radioactive waste in Louisiana sinkhole!

Take that, Mr. Jindal!

Even the aliens have pegged Jindal as an obsequious know-nothing ass-kisser.

Time to push back, Bobby.

Don't take any more crap from those Indo-hating Republicans who pretend to be your friend while undercutting you behind the scenes. You know who they are.

And stand up against those racist Dems who push you around even when they pretend to be your friend.

And Bobby, those aliens... for God's sake, they're not your friends either!

Bobby, it's just me and you, buddy. Lets grab a few sheets of plywood at Home Depot and cover up them sinkholes before it's too late... I don't think we can trust the Japs OR the aliens...

Better safe than sorry.

Pinko A&E execs come to senses, restore Duck Dynasty

Filthy lucre has once again trumped principle as A&E reverses its decision to suspend Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson.

As any one not in a coma for the month of December already knows, Robertson ignited a cultural firestorm recently with some politically incorrect personal opinions about gays and blacks.

Not just "politically incorrect", but crude in an almost Fordian manner.

Suddenly America was treated to a freedom of speech ruckus that had the gay socialists of the NAACP and GLAAD on one side and stalwarts for free speech like Glenn Beck, Bobby Jindal, Ted Cruz, and Sarah Palin on the other.

Hanging in the balance was almost a billion dollars in revenue the show is expected to bring in this year...

What did you think was going to happen?

OMG!!!... one of THOSE people is the new Miss America?!

Nina Davuluri wasn't Miss America for ten seconds before the haters and the race baiters lit up the twitter-sphere with tweets of mortified indignation in torrential proportions.

She's a Paki/towelhead/al-Qaeda terror mastermind in sleeper mode just waiting for that secret message from a-Q HQ.

Relax folks! If Bobby Jindal can be the Republican Governor of the great state of Louisiana, we got nothing to worry about with Nina.