Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Senator Joe Who finally makes his mark

Since the Duffy Scandal faded away, I'd be hard pressed to name three persons sitting in the Canadian Senate...Duff, Hugh Segal... and I think David Frum's sister, if I'm not mistaken. I had no idea there was a Senator Joseph Day.

But there is! He's been toiling in obscurity since being appointed by that lovable little guy from Shawinigan way back in 2001. Apparently that was a reward for his having tried and failed five times to win a seat for the Liberals in New Brunswick, and he was due to retire when he hits the mandatory retirement age of 75 next year.

So Joe goes 0 for 5 in his political career and then spends nineteen quiet years in the Senate, and would have disappeared without a trace, were it not for the fact that he has accidentally uncorked a bit of geopolitical turmoil in Europe. Seems that Senator Day, in his capacity as a member of a NATO committee, leaked the secret locations in Belgium, Germany, Italy and Turkey where the US stores its nuclear weapons!

Thank-you Senator Day! European anti-nuke protesters now know for sure where they should picket!


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