I shall crush your skulls

That's me playing "Lord of the Flies" out on the stoop with my fly-swatter.

Except I'm not lording it over the flies.

On this beautiful summer day in October, I'm dealing with a ladybug infestation on the front porch.

I've done my research. Apparently a ladybug is actually a "Coccenillidae."

Quite possibly concocted in the same Wuhan lab where they invented you-know-what.

No matter.

I wield my swatter in anger. Once you're getting up my nose and down my pants at the same time, enough is enough...

I shall crush your skulls!