Here in the enlightened West we like to look down our noses at the backward antics of our Toweler friends in the Middle East.
Not just our friends, but our Towelhead enemies too.
We are just light years ahead of them, aren't we?
In Saudi Arabia they've got morality police strolling the streets making sure the gals are properly covered up.
Same in Iran. Operatives from the Ministry of Vice and Virtue will make darn sure you're not cavorting with anybody who the Ayatohllas haven't approved for your oinky boinky time.
But thank God we're so far ahead of all that medieval shit.
Just ask Bobby Petrino.
Until today Bobby was the coach of the Arkansas Razorbacks. But he's been outed as a guy who dropped his drawers for someone other than his lawfully wedded wife.
By "outed" I mean it's one of the biggest news stories in the land.
Our news media could chose to focus on more important stuff, at least if they thought it was more important.
But no, it's newsworthy that Bobby couldn't keep his pecker in his pants.
Wave your 3.5 million dollar a year job goodbye, Mr. Petrino.
You've had the bad luck of falling into the clutches of America's Ministry of Vice and Virtue.
Also known as "the media".
Welcome to Iran!
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