Naughty Secret Service agents will have to take their Mom's along on trips

Homeland Security boss Janet Napolitano dropped a bombshell on the security establishment yesterday.

After the Cartagena Crisis Napolitano decided that what the secret agent types needed most was adult supervision. Chaperons.

And who better to chaperon than an agent's mother.

That'll ensure the lads are on their best behavior. Hell, they'll be ducking out onto the balcony of their hotel suites just to have a smoke! Forget the weed and the party powder and the Jack Daniels.

"Agent Smith, Agent Riley, I've got good news and bad news. You're going to Bangkok for three weeks to do pre-summit security. Three weeks in Bangkok on the government tab boys! Bangkok! Is that friggin' great or what!?"

Smith and Riley exchange high fives.

"The bad news is you're taking your moms."