Justice for billionaires; the final frontier

Let's face it; only a year and a half in, the Trump regime has almost made America great again.

Seems more folks than ever, and not just white ones, are now part of the workforce! Hey, better to be working poor than just poor!

And there's no question we've got Putin on the run. Those Trumpian policy reversals, denials, double-downs, reversals of the reversals, denials of the double-downs, and doubling down on the denials have got Bad Vlad so confused he won't be able to annex any more countries till his head stops spinning, and that could take years.

Trump has brought Arab and Jew together as never before. The lambs of Likud are snuggling down with the wolves of the Arab dictatorships just like the Good Book promised... except for the habitually disgruntled Palestinians of course, and they'll be getting their own homeland in the Sinai any day now, mark my words!

It's all coming up roses!

Except for one little thing. Before we settle in for what promises to be a thousand year reich run of peace and prosperity, we've got to make things right for the billionaires. Those poor bastards can't be expected to carry the burden of tens of millions of working poor on their backs forever.

No, it's time to cut the super-rich some slack.

It's true that Trump took a step in that direction with his generous tax cuts of last year. Now it's time for the next step. That's right; adjusting asset costs for inflation is a social justice issue that is long overdue. The $100 billion per year hit to tax revenue is a small price to pay to remove this last stain from America's mantle of humanitarianism.

So stop mulling, Donald, and get moving.


America's billionaires are counting on you!