Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Crop circles reveal Larry Fink is the Messiah

We haven't noticed much in the way of crop circle activity in the fields around Falling Downs in recent years. At various times past, these unreliable oracles have fingered Justin Beiber, Tony Blair, and Moshe Feiglin as either the Messiah or the anti-Christ, and it's hard to remember which was which.

With Larry it's a little more clear cut. Larry has been single-handedly bailing out the US government for over ten years by managing trillions in toxic assets on its behalf.

Where did the government get all those toxic assets, you ask? Why, from the banksters and the Wall Street greedbags themselves!

If I'm interpreting this news story correctly, there has emerged a virtuous feedback loop between the Federal Reserve and the US Treasury, a feedback loop facilitated and managed by Larry himself!

So if you're wondering what's propping up the US dollar, a currency that should be utterly worthless according to any conventional metric known to economic man, thank Larry Fink.



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