Thursday, April 29, 2021

Commander Joe and the masked harpies

The most unnerving thing about watching the State of the Union address was those two masked harpies looking over Biden's shoulders for an hour. And what's with the masked Ted Cruz in attendance? By the way, I wonder if Ted's done a 23 and Me test; he looks blacker than Kamala if you ask me. 

The most obvious take-away from the Trump presidency is that the president "governs" at the pleasure of the permanent ruling class. They no doubt appreciate the fact that Joe's tenure won't present them with the kind of challenges they faced under Trump, who had the erroneous idea that he was actually the nation's de facto leader! What a doofus!

Joe bookended his address with references to the single greatest threat facing America today; white supremacy. The Jan. 6 insurrection was the greatest threat to American democracy since the Civil War. That day, America stared into the abyss...

Fortunately, the forces of light were able to defeat Viking Helmet and the rest of the Trumpian forces of darkness, and here we are today, with the steady hand of Commander Joe spearheading America's rescue and renewal. America, says Joe, is leading the world again!

And we're just getting started! 70% of Americans have already got their dose of hope. Once that's 100%, the sky's the limit, so MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR SHOT!

Otherwise, you're possibly a secret Trump supporter and will just hold us back as we win the 21st century. That's right; Joe gonna make America way greater than Trump ever dreamed possible!

We will own the EV market!

We will dominate new technologies!

Then America will find a cure for cancer! And all of that while we're simultaneously eliminating systemic racism and transphobia, the two other pandemics holding America back from peak exceptionalism...


I don't know about that. The fundamental problem facing US democracy is that it isn't one anymore. Nothing Joe said will change that fact. The permanent ruling class is OK with that.





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