Saturday, February 19, 2022

Women without wieners lose big at Ivy League women's swim championships

But it's a bad-news good-news story...


They're all sisters in the big pink tent, right? The winners and losers cancel each other out, and everybody goes home happy!

As we all know, America is a beacon unto the universe when it comes to women's rights. First country to free our female slaves, first country to let women drive, first country to let women vote, first country with a female president, first country to send a woman to the moon...

BOO YA!!! America had been number one for women's rights for centuries!

And now, the world applauds as America sets another milestone; the complete integration of women with wieners into female sports!

USA! USA! USA!


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