Watch out AFRICOM, those socialist Gauls are outflanking you on the left! American hegemony over Africa is at risk!
Hollande the Conqueror has launched not one but two military forays into the heart of the Dark Continent in the past twenty-four hours.
In Mali Bwana Hollande has unleashed helicopter gunships to push back the evil-doers who threaten to overrun the nation's goldfields from their stronghold in the north of the country. That the coup in Mali and the current troubles there are the direct result of NATO having liberated the Libyan oilfields from the clutches of the evil dictator Gaddafi in 2011 are facts not often commented on in the Nations of Virtue.
Simultaneously at least three French troop helicopters dropped commandos in Bulo Marer, Somalia to free intelligence operative Denis Allex who has been held captive by al Shabab for the past three years. The elite French troops met fierce resistance and sustained an unconfirmed number of casualties before fleeing. At least one French soldier is believed to have been taken captive by al Shabab fighters.
This is the biggest victory for the Shabab in months and is sure to inspire their many sympathizers in Somalia and beyond. There's nothing like a dimwitted military fiasco to boost the morale of the enemy.
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