Sunday, January 20, 2013

Police break up figure-skater brawl

There's something that grabs you about a headline like that.

What would two hundred figure skaters be fighting over at five in the morning?

"My triple salchow is way better than yours!"

"Is not!"

"Is so!"

IS NOT!...

Yup, not too hard to visualize things coming to fisticuffs sooner or later.

Hell, wonder if it's on Youtube yet?

But isn't it ironic that just when so many do-gooders are campaigning to get fighting out of hockey, and you're worried the greatest game on ice is going to turn into figure skating with hockey sticks, this story comes along.

Hope lives!

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