Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Behind the scenes at last week's Donny and Bibi love-in

Thanks to the Farm Manager for reminding me that 16 majority Muslim nations do not admit people travelling on an Israeli passport.

B: So Donald, we like the look of your Muslim ban. But why did you only nail six of the countries who deny entry to Israeli passport holders?

D: Rome wasn't built in a day, Bibi, just like Beitar Illit wasn't built in a day. Things take time, and I've only had a month...

B: ...a very busy month!

D: Thank you. And please remember that many of those 16 are important strategic allies, not only for America, but also for Trump International. I mean how am I gonna close the door to our Saudi friends?

B: Yes, a valid point. And they're not such a bad lot when you get to know them. I mean Al Rahji Bank just sent Sara a no-limits no-payments American Express card, if you can imagine such a thing!

D: Are you kidding me!? Melania just got one too! Hi five!...

And the president of the only democracy in the Middle East and his sidekick, the president of the rest of the free world, move on to more mundane matters...

Like, should there be a one, two, or three state solution?...

1 comment:

  1. True Axis of Evil: Christianity, Judaism and Islam. One would be hard-pressed to uncover mass murder committed in any other name. Except lunacy, but this is, obviously, the pivot.

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