There I was, nose pressed to the window at the Topnotch, having a leisurely breakfast, when a Porsche Cayenne rolls by pulling an Airstream trailer.
Get the fuck outta here!
A Porsche pulling an Airstream?
Surely if you can afford that get-up you can afford waterfront on the Bruce?!
But what the fuck do I know?
It's a fucked-up world...
But at least you can still get honest home-fries at the Topnotch.