Bieber goes full SJW

Justin Bieber, being a good Canadian, has dabbled in all manner of worthy causes. However, he has lacked that signature social justice issue that could take his brand to the next level. You know, a signature issue like Jerry Lewis had with muscular dystrophy, or Elizabeth Taylor had with AIDs research.

But that could be changing. Biebs is on fire over the new lids on Timmies take-out cups.

Right on! It's about time somebody addressed this outrage!

I've had a heart full of sorrow ever since those Brazilian hedgies took over our beloved Canadian coffee chain. First they took out the garbage bins at the drive-thru.

WTF?

Sure, they're happy enough to sell you stuff, but oh no, don't expect them to provide a garbage can for the refuse. You can either throw that out the car window or drop it into a municipal garbage bin in your local park. Either way, the Brazilians are off-loading responsibility for their garbage.

Then they took out the napkins when you buy a donut. They figure you can just lick your fingers and wipe them on the bag the donut came in. Doesn't sound like much, but selling two hundred donuts per hour across four thousand stores adds up to a lot of napkins. Some young Brazilian twat with an MBA bought himself a Porsche with the bonus he got for that insight.

And still there was no public outcry.

But now, the lids. They don't open properly when you fold the tab back. If you push the tab in you're looking at esoteric tongue manipulations to get at your coffee. They're stupid and they don't work.

This is a bridge too far.


Thank you, Justin, for calling them out on this!