Seems a lot of folks have been so busy crying into their Kleenex over Hillary being denied the Oval Office, they've completely overlooked the giant strides that women have made elsewhere in the Exceptional Nation. Case in point; women are now the top dogs at four out of five of the top US defence contractors!
Now that's something to celebrate!
Bombs and bullets will soon be less confrontational and more nurturing. Smart-bombs will enquire about their target's childhood and whether they need a hug before dispatching them to the beyond. Cruise missiles will return to base unexploded if their target promises to smarten up and fly right. Drones equipped with artificial intelligence will be armed with teapots and sweets as well as Hellfire missiles, because you shouldn't just assume the worst about people...
War-making will never be the same!
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